- 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
- 3 am: lol
"Since we first met I have loved you with whatever I had to love you with."
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.